My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
When the news came that Reading Rainbow would be canceled due to a lack of funding, I felt—well, to use a clich�like you'd find in one of the hundreds of books I pimped endlessly—like a huge weight had been lifted from my shoulders. Every day I went to work hoping that maybe the studio had burned down, that maybe the program had been cut, that maybe PBS would finally stop squeezing the life from me drop by drop. Now that it's over, I feel the relief a bruised and broken soldier must feel when he is rescued after rotting away for decades in some dank, forgotten POW camp.
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