Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

h/t Deb O. This is amazing.

Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—Standing waist-deep in one of the many gravel pits that surround the city of Kenema, and struggling to fight off the harsh African sun, local diamond miner Muwomba D'akari was deeply saddened Monday to learn of Linda Hines and David Meyer's recently canceled wedding engagement.

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