Thursday, August 20, 2009

Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

WASHINGTON—After months of committee meetings and hundreds of hours of heated debate, the United States Congress remained deadlocked this week over the best possible way to deny Americans health care.

'Both parties understand that the current system is broken,' House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters Monday. 'But what we can't seem to agree upon is how to best keep it broken, while still ensuring that no elected official takes any political risk whatsoever. It’s a very complicated issue.'

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