New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This, on the other hand, really did come from The Onion. h/t Terry M.

New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "SEATTLE—With the holiday shopping season officially under way, millions of consumers proceeded to their nearest commercial centers this week in hopes of acquiring the latest, and therefore most desirable, personal device."